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PoliticsJanuary 04, 2023
WATCH: Biden goes on (another) bizarre ramble, this time about jeans and his hometown
Perhaps one of the only bright spots of the Biden Presidency has been the steady stream of gaffes and nonsensical claims from the White House. It's like a free stand-up show every day. Just don't think too hard about how this is the Leader of the Free World who's also in possession of the nuclear codes, or else you'll spiral into a deep depression from which you may never return. Small details aside, it's hilarious!
Earlier today, totally mentally competent President Biden visited a dilapidated bridge in Kentucky alongside Republican Senator Mitch McConnell to highlight his infrastructure accomplishments. His administration has allotted nearly $1 trillion for roads and bridges, broadband networks, and water projects in a plan spearheaded by Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg.
While speaking in Kentucky, Biden referenced a "phrase from his old neighborhood" about patches on jeans:
\u201cBiden: "I\u2019ll paraphrase the phrase of my old neighborhood: The rest of the countries, the world is not a patch in our jeans, if we do what we wanna do, we need to do."\u201d— Greg Price (@Greg Price) 1672856728
Such a beautiful and inspiring statement from ol' Scranton Joe.
At another point during his speech, Biden randomly began yelling about the recession "two years ago."
\u201cJoe Biden: "Think about why the recession got so bad two years ago."\n\nJoe Biden took office two years ago.\u201d— Julio Gonzalez - juliogonzalez.com (@Julio Gonzalez - juliogonzalez.com) 1672857646
It's unclear what recession Biden is referring to since we've been assured by his administration that there is no recession. There has never been a definition of the term, recession. In fact, recessions actually don't exist at all. Just like war is peace and freedom is slavery. It's common sense, man!
\u201cRECESSION:\n\nReporter: "Is the White House trying to change the common definition of a recession?"\n\nKarine Jean-Pierre: "We're seeing the strength of the economy and the labor market."\u201d— Forbes (@Forbes) 1658707200
\u201cKarine Jean-Pierre:\n\n"We are not in a recession...we are in a transition."\u201d— Townhall.com (@Townhall.com) 1659724984
And finally, Biden also took the opportunity today to lament the recent years of divisive politics:
\u201cBiden: "After years of politics being so divisive"\u201d— The Post Millennial (@The Post Millennial) 1672856623
He's actually not wrong here. The past few years have been quite politically divisive. I mean, remember when Trump gave that speech from Hell about extremist Biden Democrats destroying the country?
Oh wait...
\u201cPRESIDENT BIDEN:\n\n"Donald Trump and the MAGA Republicans represent an extremism that threatens the very foundation of our Republic..."\u201d— Townhall.com (@Townhall.com) 1662077479
Okay, well, what about when Governor Ron DeSantis wanted to ban vaccinated individuals from polite society and called it a "pandemic of the vaxxed"? No, that didn't happen either? Weird.
\u201c\u201cPandemic of the unvaccinated\u201d huh\u2026 turns out that was all a lie.\u201d— Carl Higbie (@Carl Higbie) 1672796572
It's almost like the division Biden referenced has come exclusively from one side. But that's crazy talk!
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