The first six months of Joe Biden's administration have been fun if you enjoy making fun of senile old men. Not so much when you remember the old coot has your country's nuclear codes. But if you can block that inconvenient truth out of your cerebellum and let yourself laugh at him like you would normally do any other imbecile, Biden gives you a lot to work with. Like the time he told Americans if we did what we were told and stuck a needle in our arms, he might let us have small parties on the Fourth of July.

Grandpa's gonna be mad when he sees this news. His goal of 70% jabs in arms by Independence Day won't happen.

Jeff Zients, White House's coronavirus response coordinator, will acknowledge Tuesday that the U.S. will fall short of President Biden's goal of having 70% of American adults receive at least one [shot Big Tech likes to throttle any jokes about] by July 4, according to a White House official.

People over the age of 30 have hit the 70% goal. The problem seems to be you youngbloods in the Joe Rogan caucus who aren't doing what your government tells you to do.

What Joe Biden does from here is anybody's guess. He was mocked and ridiculed when he made the original statement. That if we listen to him, we *might* be able to celebrate July Fourth with a small group of friends and family. Except for "I did not have sexual relations with the woman," it was the dumbest thing a president has ever said. Imagine being the president of the United States and telling Americans they can't celebrate their independence unless they ... listen to their "leader." Also, and I can't stress this enough, a lot of Americans already celebrated the Fourth of July LAST YEAR even when being told not to. Giving people your permission for people to do what they were planning to do anyway shows a considerable lack of intelligence. It also shows the American president doesn't understand Americans. Joe Biden rarely understands who pooped in his pants most days, so I guess that's not surprising.

The question is what happens to our July Fourth celebrations now that so many Americans told Biden where to stick his ultimatum. Biden either needs to back down like he did to Putin, or attempt to lecture the American people some more. He might even try to threaten us with more regulations, mandates, and otherwise try to cancel the holiday.

He's welcome to try. But a lot of Americans have already bought $2,000 stimulus dollars worth of illegal fireworks. They're getting set off whether he likes it or not.

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