We here at the Louder with Crowder Dot Com website have no doubt the "independent" "fact" checkers will be around any moment to tell us what Joe Biden ACHKSHUALLY said, or at least meant to say. Too many conservatives are having fun wondering what the hell our pudding-headed president means by "Let's go lick the world."

This is a clip cut from the end of the speech by research firm "RNC Research." Perhaps there is context missing. Joe Biden could have had a reoccurring theme throughout his speech about licking things and/or things he likes to lick (ice cream, little girls, metal poles, etc) where "Let's go lick the world" makes sense.

Another option is that they'll claim it's an old Irish saying. Of course, it's no Irish saying I've ever heard of. But I also never heard of Joe Biden having a childhood stutter until he ran for president. The "independent" "fact" checkers swear he's always had one.

There's also the rare chance Biden was tired and confused. I know, right? Joe is usually sharp as a pin cushion at these speeches. Though he did get confused about what a Biden was. Even more embarrassing is how this bit BOMBED. It's an Irish crowd. They should have been drunk and laughing at everything.

We should consider ourselves lucky. Biden could have said, "Let's go SNIFF the world." At which points millions of little girls would all start running for their lives without quite knowing why.

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