You may have been wondering if Joe Biden announcing his run for reelection meant he still had a little something something in the tank. No, not in the slightest. Our pudding-headed president is still as confused as ever about where he is, who these people are in his room, and why someone keeps pooping in his pants.

Exhibit 2,112 happened today. Biden was talking about... I don't know, some bullsh*t. As is custom when he finishes, the media started yelling questions as they were kicked out of the room. But they were surprised today when Biden says "I'm doing a major press conference this afternoon."

Everyone was shocked. For a major press conference, no one in the press seemed to know about it. The only person who knew about it was Joe Biden. And there is a reason for that. There was no major press conference scheduled.

Joe confused a major press conference with -- wait for it -- a media hit on MSNBC. I think this is the New York Times White House Correspondent. Without a blue checkmark, I have no way of knowing if she's real or not.

That's our commander-in-chief, folks! I'm not kidding.

On a related note, Ron DeSantis is expected to announce his candidacy any day now.

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