In a Zoom call Tuesday, former Vice President Joe Biden announced he would make Pfizer even richer while simultaneously defecating all over your rights. There was some medical misinformation in there too, so let's roll tape and count the number of times Joe-Joe stumbles over his words.

Vaccines, public health measures, and "collective action" is how we combat the pandemic, huh? Did you see what's NOT mentioned? People who've already been infected with COVID and have natural immunity and are, according to some studies, more immune to new variants of COVID-19. That means you shouldn't thank the vaccinated, you should thank the previously infected for not spreading new variants. I can't say the same for the all holy poked.

But now your tax dollars are used to line the pockets of big pharma. AMERICA IS BUILDING BACK BETTER. Not only is the Biden administration transforming the constitution into double ply toilet paper, now they're turning your dollars into new cars and estates for the higher ups at Pfizer. I'm just so glad we have Biden heading this effort up, and not the orange man bad. Another crisis averted.

Furthermore, these vaccines aren't even for Americans. Your dollars aren't even being used to vaccinate other Americans. Not that they should, by the way. Other countries should take care of their own citizens needs. Why are we funding vaccines for people around the world for a virus with a mortality rate that's pretty stinking low? It's a rhetorical question. Obviously there's more nefarious plays afoot.

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