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Joe Biden's new thing is wandering off stage before an event is over. Leaving White House staffers in a panic to get "independent" "fact" checkers to circle the wagons that Biden didn't do what we all saw him do. I look forward to seeing the spin as to why it was appropriate and not disrespectful for the commander-in-chief to walk out during the prayer portion of a Medal of Honor ceremony.

Army Captain Larry Taylor is one of the most decorated helicopter pilots in Army History. During one mission in Vietnam, he rescued four men who were under heavy fire. The helicopter only sat two, so the soldiers had to cling to the skids until they could be dropped off to safety. Army Captain Larry Taylor is a hero, and... wait, where the f*ck is Joe going now?

If I were Joe Biden and I so offended military families with my disrespect after thirteen service members were killed in a terror attack critics say was due to my incompetence, so much so that those families are still talking about my disrespect two years later, I'd be careful not to have any more public embarrassments concerning our military. Biden was advised to go a different way. It was through the doors while an eighty-one-year-old veteran stood on stage. Yes, the guy who was awarded for heroism is only a year older than the president who best case scenario was about to have another alleged bathroom incident.

At least when he awkwardly walks off on MSNBC, if they feel disrespected or embarrassed by it no one cares. It's MSNBC.

You know what the "independent" "fact" checker spin is going to be. Corporate journalismers will go with "Republicans SEIZE" on another Biden gaffe. But the "independent" "fact" checkers will claim Joey was being respectful by giving Captain Taylor the stage to himself.

You do that by stepping to the side and letting all the cameras focus on the hero while remaining there for the ceremony. You don't walk out before it's over and leave the room. Joe Biden had no where more important to be.

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