I know that America is in a constant state of lowering standards we require to be president. But if nothing else, recognizing the AMERICAN National Anthem should be top of the list. That brings us to our latest example of Joe Biden derping in public. While saying "the whole world is watching" is a lame cliche, Biden was with the Indian Prime Minster so at least a decent chunk of the world was watching.

Joe Biden is the one on the right. Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi is the one on the left.

It got worse afterward.

Some of you may find yourself saying, "C'mon Brodigan, it was a simple mistake anyone could have made."

If you are saying that, it makes me wonder why you're here. But welcome!

Fine. I'll be charitable and say best case scenario, someone on Biden's staff did him dirty and neglected to mention the Indian National Anthem was going first. We'll allow the internal investigation to determine if that staffer is a secret Gavin Newsom plant.

How many "simple mistakes" does it take for people to admit Biden's brain is more tapioca pudding than cerebellum? Because we are at three over the last five days alone.

Biden did a joint press conference with John Fetterman on Friday. If you missed it, here's a clip:

Then a few days ago, the president had no idea what year it was and needed to be led by the hand like a child who didn't want to play in the sandbox with the other kids because they would make fun of him. Again, when I say "senior," you say "abuse." SENIOR!

Joe Biden has three questions he has to ask staffers on a regular basis: Where am I? How did all these people get into my room? And who took a sh*t in my underpants?

If Joey was a well person, the awkward ten seconds of "wait, this sounds nothing like the Star Spangled Banner" would be a one-off thing. It's not. This is what we in the blogging profession call a "pattern of derp."

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