I tend to not have the bandwidth for this Harry Sisson clown. I had a hard enough time finding a link to him getting exposed by Tim Dillon because I was typing Harry Nilsson. Now I have "Without You" stuck in my head. That's an oldhead reference, zoomers. Google it.

But then Harry had to download his trousers over a shirtless Joe Biden picture hanging out on the beach, and I just can't help myself.

The sad thing this is not the first time we saw a saggy, mooby Commander-In-Chief this month. We were beginning to have the sinking suspicious someone working at the White House is a fan of us here at the Louder with Crowder Dot Com website. There is no way you can like and respect Joe Biden and allow photos like this to happen. I cringe for when Joe tries the corndog at the Iowa state fair.

But the fact that a paid shill needs a cold shower over Pudding McMoobs means someone at the DNC thinks this is a good look that will sell Biden to the 60% of America who doesn't like him.

And look, this isn't the first presidential race I've been alive for. I know surrogates and/or influencers can be conned into saying all sorts of things. There are Trump supporters who repeat Kamala Harris talking points and claim Andrew Cuomo did an amazing job during the pandemic. But Harry. My man. Have SOME dignity. The internet is forever. When you are in your thirties, you're going to regret fapping over Shirtless Joe.

The internet was quick to remind him of that. Here is a visual aide of what it must be like being a Gen Z "influencer" for the Biden Campaign.

We are so sorry. That's the wrong tweet. As God as my witness, once we find the person who snuck that tweet in here, they will be sacked.

This is the tweet we meant to share.

https://t.co/tCKOfboi4z pic.twitter.com/qDzjDUr1eM
— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) July 31, 2023

Others couldn't help but notice a family resemblance.

But most of the responses focused on the saggy man boobs. And if you ever wondered what Joe Biden would look like with Nancy Pelosi's ginormous chesticles, wonder no more.

Here's a callback to LwC 2022 Woman of the Year Kayla Lemieux. Whatever happened to that dude?

I say this on behalf of Generation X, the only active generation to not suck. An eighty-year-old shirtless man with moobs and a backward ball cap is never cool. This goes triple when he's the alleged leader of the free world and has access to our nuclear codes. And stop trying to make the aviators happen!

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