President Joe Biden returned from yet another vacation on Tuesday night. Sure, all presidents take a Christmas break. Or, because Biden's a Democrat, a "holiday" break. But when you are on vacation for 40% of the year, a trip to St. Croix seems a bit much. Biden came back with a souvenir... a wicked sunburn.

The 81-year-old president looks like a lobster. Or his son Hunter when he's high as f*ck. Or the sign his aide holds up when Biden gets too close to a little girl with pigtails.

I won't be too critical of the President. He and I are both cursed with Irish skin. I go straight from mayonnaise to rotisserie if I'm out in the sun for five minutes. However, when you are already being Weekend-at-Bernie'd around the world AND were treated for skin cancer last year, you might want to consider sunscreen.

It's funny because his caregiver, Jill Biden, looks like she remembered the sunscreen.

Which reminds me...

Biden returned to the White House, and a reporter was able to sneak in a question before Jill could stop it. You may not know this, but our southern border is in crisis and has been since Joe Biden was sworn in. We have written three or four times about there being a record number of illegals in Eagle Pass, Texas... and each time there was a record number up until that point.

In December of 2020, the last December of the previous president, there were under 74,000 migrant encounters. During December 2023, Joe Biden's third December as president? Over THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND.

Biden was asked about the record number of illegals.

"Well, we've got to do something."

The president is right. We do have to do something. Unfortunately, WE can't do something until November 5th. If Biden wanted to do something, not getting in the way of Texas Governor Gregg Abbott, who is trying to do something, would be a start.

But that's only if Biden wanted to do something. A border "crisis" would imply things aren't progressing exactly how the progressives who run Biden want them to.

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