Apropos of nothing, I have Steve Doocy's cookbook and his lasagna grilled cheese sandwiches are out of this world. Now that I made myself hungry, let's talk about Joe Biden falling down a lot.

Biden falls down so much that his team had to put protocols in place to prevent his losing battle with gravity. Though their concern is less about elder abuse as much as it is, and I quote, "Often without context, Republicans have used video clips of Biden looking confused about where to go after speeches to raise further questions about his age."

Some of those protocols are to have him take the short steps when boarding Air Force One (not unlike taking the short bus) and to have Secret Service stationed at the bottom to prevent him from doing another Kamala Harris impersonation and going down. It's not enough because the old AF Biden still finds a way to, at best, only ALMOST embarrass himself.

Doocy Sr. asks the all-important question.

"Can't someone just carry him!?"

This what Democrats have to contend with if they're gonna Weekend-at-Bernie's a guy around the country whose brain is 69% tapioca pudding. Biden has many enemies: senility, incontinence, Donald Trump, etc. But none more so than gravity.

I'm surprised Biden hasn't found a way to blame gravity for inflation, failing Bidenomics, and his bad poll numbers.

Please note: independent fact-checkers have rated this following video as "manipulated media." Biden really fell. But it wasn't because Trump hit him with a golf ball.

Maybe Elder Doocy has something. It might be less embarrassing to have Secret Service carry him up the stairs. Sure, we're all going to laugh at him either way. But at least the old coot wouldn't keep hurting himself.

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