The Joe Biden "I'mma Sell You on a Bill I Already Signed into Law" tour rolled through Chester, Pennsylvania, on Monday. The president visited Smith Flooring in what I believe was the first stop of his tour. This was the kickoff of his "victory lap" that lasted all of three minutes. Where he barely mentioned the bill. And the press was escorted away quickly after he asked if there were any questions. Which is a thing that sometimes happens at Biden events.

I should throw an "allegedly" in here because I wasn't there myself. Here's how it's reported by the New York Post.

Biden spoke for about 3 minutes with the owners of Smith Flooring Inc in Chester, Pa., before reporters were escorted out, with almost no mention of his first major legislative achievement as president.

"More help is on the way, for real. Do you have questions for me — at all?" Biden asked.

The store owner said no, but thanked him. Here's how it looked via a NowThis livestream. Audio didn't pick up exactly what Biden's handlers said.

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The phrase "low energy" comes to mind. President Trump was like the Grateful Dead when he went on tour. Long performances, multiple encores, and with a passionate fan base following him around the country. Joe Biden is a three-minute man. He looked like the local act who sets up in front of the main act at a local bar. Or, at least he does according to what we're seeing here. I suppose there's a chance the rest of the day was nothing but barn-burning performances with multiple questions from the press. I highly doubt it, because ... it's Joe Biden. He most likely had to be woken up before this event. God help his body man if he disturbed Biden from having "that dream about Rue McClanahan" again!

Biden is scheduled, finally, for a full press conference on March 25. Expectations are so low that as long as he doesn't fart and blame it on Peter Doocy, it will be considered a success.

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