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It is a great irony in life that you start off being treated like a baby and end off being treated like a baby. It's not surprising to see an eighty-year-old man with obvious cognitive problems being treated like a toddler who claims they aren't pooping while they're standing in the corner and obviously pooping. What is surprising is for the eighty-year-old man has the nuclear codes. It's the basis behind Doocy's hilarious question about Joe Biden.

Well, I thought it was hilarious. Karine Jean Pierre, not so much so.

Doocy quoted from Franklin Foer's new book, The Last Politician: Inside Joe Biden's White House and the Struggle for America's Future. "... when staff walked back what sounded like a call for regime change in Russia, the President, 'rather than owning his failure, he fumed to friends about how he was treated like a toddler. ‘Was John Kennedy ever babied like that?'"

John Kennedy was never babied like that. Kennedy was also over thirty-five years younger than Biden and banging Marilyn Monroe.

Please keep in mind, Foer is a staff writer for The Atlantic. In theory, that makes him PRO-Biden. Even though his book also says Biden has an insecurity about looking like an idiot. Also, that "...his advanced years were a hindrance, depriving him of ... the ability to easily conjure a name."

Doocy has been on the "Biden is treated like a toddler" beat since last year when every appearance Biden made on the world stage required his staff to pat him on the head and say "shhh, the grown-ups are talking." The White House had to clean up after constant whoopsies, uh-ohs, and wet brainfarts. Biden sounded like he was sending troops to Ukraine, the White House had to clarify. Biden gave a major speech that ended with a call for regime change in Russia, the White House said, "No, he didn't." And we're still not sure if Russain sanctions were supposed to work or never were supposed to work.

Foer isn't even the first Biden supporter to report that the White House treats the leader of the free world as a five-year-old. Axios says there is an "internal tug-of-war" at the White House over them wanting Joey to eat his veggies but Joey only wants dessert.

According to the report, the president's current and former aides say his favorite dishes include peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, BLTs, pizza, cookies, spaghetti with butter and red sauce, and ice cream that he occasionally makes into a full sundae.

No word on how many times Biden was sent to his room unless he agreed to have three bites of broccoli.

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