Subscribe to Louder with Crowder on Rumble! Download the app on Apple and Google Play.

Reports of Joe Biden, the President of the United States and our Commander-in-Chief, sh*tting himself are once again plaguing the octogenarian. Walking to Marine One with what his supporters in the media refer to as his "halting and stiff gait," Biden suddenly stopped and squatted in a visual all too familiar to any American who has ever been around a toddler.

It was captured on video.

Sorry, wrong video. That is Joe Biden's opponent, former president Donald Trump, receiving a heroes welcome at the Formula One Grand Prix this weekend.

This is the video of Poopy Pants Biden 2: Electric Boogaloo.

Biden was walking to Marine One on his way to yet another weekend getaway. Interesting, because protocols had been put in place by the White House to have Biden aides walk with him to the helicopter to prevent visuals like this being broadcast on X-Twitter. It would appear those protocols have failed.

Reports of incontinence have plagued this president since an alleged 2021 "bathroom incident" caused him to be late to an audience with Pope Francis. Not to be confused with reports of incompetence, which are every day of his presidency. Biden also allegedly farted so loud in front of the Royal Family that Carmella wouldn't shut up about it.

Here is a side-by-side comparison between someone allegedly going boom boom in their trousers and one who is confirmed to be doing so. Very fine people have noticed the similarities.

We reached out to parenting and diaper-changing expert Mary Katherine Ham for further analysis. Her response speaks volumes.

Forensic expert @MichaelLuft1969, using the latest technology, manages to capture fecal matter falling out of Biden's slacks. In fairness, we here at the Louder with Crowder Dot Com website were not able to independently determine if this is real or a "manipulated media image." As of this writing, it has not been Community Noted'd by an independent fact checker on X-Twitter, so we have no reason to question the authenticity.

To recap, President Joe Biden, who is currently 1.3% behind his opponent in the polls (3.2% in the top battleground states), finds himself embroiled in another stinky PR situation. Please check back to this website for ongoing coverage.

><><><><><><

Brodigan is Grand Poobah of this here website and when he isn't writing words about things enjoys day drinking, pro-wrestling, and country music. You can find him on the Twitter too.

Facebook doesn't want you reading this post or any others lately. Their algorithm hides our stories and shenanigans as best it can. The best way to stick it to Zuckerface? Sign up for our DAILY EMAIL BLASTS! They can't stop us from delivering our content straight to your inbox. Yet.

MUG CLUB UNDERCOVER: These Cringe Hamas Protesters Have No F*cking Clue!youtu.be