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In my past life, I was a political consultant and there are two rules you should always follow when handling candidates. The first is to never let them eat the corndog at the Iowa State Fair. The other is to never, under any circumstances, post anything online that has them holding a sign or standing next to a sign. There is this thing called "Photoshop," and it never ends well for the candidate.

Joe Biden's team put him in front of a plain whiteboard. They didn't even make you erase what was on the board, proving once again either their incompetence or the lack of respect they have for this man. We invited fans of the Louder with Crowder Dot Com website -- our Dot Commies, if you will -- to have some fun.

The answer to this first one is clearly no.

Some of you felt the White Board could be used to help educate the president.

He obviously needs another lesson.

Here is Joe Biden highlighting his government's response to the Maui Wildfires.

This isn't quite how Venn diagrams work, but is accurate how what's left of Biden's brain works.

...I don't understand this one.

Some of you stuck with the classics.

Here's my favorite one. A callback to The Office when Creed Branton was manager for a day.

Speaking of The Office, how do I put this? If there's an opportunity for a graffiti artist to work in a... phallic shape, interacting with the artwork, it'll happen.

Finally, we have Joe Biden outlining his entire reelection campaign.

I am more convinced than ever that Gavin Newsom has infiltrated Joe Biden's comms shop. No political operatives operating at this high of a level are this incompetent. It's gotta be an inside job.

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