Joe Rogan stunned the political world recently when he said he would choose Trump over Biden. This became a major news story because some people are desperate to write about anything other than the coronavirus. I know this because I can smell my own. So in the middle of a wide-ranging interview with Rep. Dan Crenshaw — that I highly suggest you all watch — Rogan felt the need to clarify his position. No, not by apologizing for saying something nice about Trump. By backing the bus over Joe Biden more better than he did before.

I'd also vote for Whoopi Goldberg over Joe Biden. I'd vote for Mike Tyson over Joe Biden. I just don't think it's a good idea to take someone who is struggling with dementia and put him in one of the most stressful positions the world has ever known. That's what I'm saying. It's not an endorsement of Trump as much as it is me saying you shouldn't have a man who is clearly in the throes of dementia. I mean, I'm not a doctor, but when you can't form sentences in public and you forget what you're talking about, and you wander off into these conversations ... there's cognitive decline.

To clarify, Joe Rogan did not endorse Donald Trump. He just took the "lesser of two evils" approach. This puts him in line with most of America when it comes to voting for president lately. Where this is horrible for Biden is that it shines a spotlight on Biden's many, many, many less-than-coherent moments during the campaign (see Joe Biden Wanders Off Camera in Bizarre Campaign Video and Someone Animated Joe Biden's Bizarre “Hairy Legs" Speech and It's Creepy). Everyone knows what they're getting with Trump. Not everyone knows this isn't the same Joe Biden they vaguely remember from eight years ago. At least, not yet. Wait until the Trump campaign really starts to murderize him. Rhetorically, of course.

EXIT QUESTION: This kind of thing only actually happens when Aaron Sorkin writes it, but for sake of argument, where do you put the odds of SOMEONE ELSE leaving the Democrat convention as the nominee?

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