Another icon of our youth has lost their ever-loving mind. At least when Alyssa Milano does it she uses sentence structure that makes sense. I have no idea what the deuce John Cusack is talking about.

He's a leftist, sure. I've known that since his anti-George W. Bush rants. He appears to have a bug up his ass about Elon Musk and Ron DeSantis here. And seeing the time of the tweet, he appears to have been up late with a bottle of Merlot and got in his feels. Maybe in a drunken state, these words make sense.

So a nazi collecting Texan freak billionaire who has a garden of evil statues to scare his grandkids - has bought himself a Supreme Court judge

Ok, I understand this part. There was drama about Harlan Crowe and Clarence Thomas that has already been debunked. Crowe collects historical art. Leftists want to erase history. They hate Clarence Thomas because he's black. Etc., etc.

- and that feisty, white supremisct , ever competitive , not to be out Douche-bagged Egor Mush decides - I must buy myself a president ! And so a whisky balled toad of a man A fascist trump mini me has literally the worst presidential announcement since mid 80s Lyndon larouche on a social media platform mush is obliterating in real time -turning into a Nazi website where children look up pet snuff films -cats in blenders -

Punctuation is our friend and Jack Kerouac you are not. The lack of periods, commas, and linear thought is why I feel alcohol was most responsible for his screed. And I saw Whisky Ballad Toad open up for Counting Crows in 2004. But Laine. Lloyd. Dude. Why so angry? A politician you don't like had an embarrassing moment on Twitter. It should be cause for celebration. Not a time to share your love of pet snuff films and cats in blenders.

Seriously, what sick Twitter subgenres are you in too? And if it's a Nazi website, why are you paying $8 a month to be here. We see your blue checkmark.

and he’s so vain and so dumb and so incompetent that he can’t handle the bandwidth for a glorified conference call - and everything I just said is just reportage

No, everything you just said is gobbledygook. And I think I know what's going on here.

The saddest thing in all this? This was an EDITED version of his thoughts. There is an original version of this tweet that is less intelligible.

Oh, John. At least we'll always have Hot Tub Time Machine. Though that was more a Craig Robinson and Rob Corddry vehicle. Even William Zabka upstaged you in it. I forget where I was going with this.

Oh yeah. Put the Twitter down and go touch grass.

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