Critics, without evidence, said the plan was to drag John Fetterman's barely cognizant body across the finish line (they do that in Pennsylvania). Then, five minutes after getting sworn in, having him announce he could not fulfill his duties "due to health reasons." His wife would then be installed as Senator. THAT plan at least makes sense.

MSNBC has a different idea. What if we ran Fetterman for president?

Conservatives are not above rushing someone who checks all our political boxes to higher office before they have assumed lower office. But at least when we rally behind Kari Lake for President, we can point to her ability to speak good. Fetterman lacks the ability to speak... at all.

These are the words Katy Tur let fall out of her facehole:

Fetterman as a nominee at some point for president. I know there are some variables. But what he did in the super red part of Pennsylvania, it makes you wonder?

It makes me wonder if Tur is suffering from CTE. What Fetterman accomplished was running against a horrible statewide GOP candidate who was being dragged down by a worse statewide GOP candidate. Pennslyvania had to choose between a guy who is half a vegetable and Dr. Oz. They chose the half a vegetable who looks like he can stand to eat more of them.

Is the lack of ability to communicate the one trait leftists look for in the presidential candidates? They've got Biden with Kamala in the wings. Now they are exciting themselves over Fetterman 2028: Yargle Blargle!

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