There are two ways to do reporting on John Fetterman in 2023. One is the Associated Press way, where you claim the senator dressing like a homeless man is a good thing. The other is the O'Keefe Media Group way, where you go on dates with his special assistant and expose what Fetterman and his staff really think. Luke Borwegan, you might want to call your office. If you still have one.

Borwegan is the guy who stands between Fetterman and the rest of his staff (or claims to when he's trying to get into a date's pants). He carries the special iPad that records everything said around Fetterman since Fetterman can't understand the words himself. And if it sounds like the AP article about Fetterman Fashion was planted by his staff, per this video it most likely was.

The gun stuff isn't all that surprising. The left isn't slick and we know what their true agenda is. If you asked Fetterman for his opinions on gun control, his response would be "Bananas are my friends." Having the Fetterman Whisperer translate for you is helpful.

He’s 100 percent for gun control. Banning automatic weapons, all that sh*t. He’d be OK with overturning the Second Amendment, probably. I think he’d much rather prefer that nobody have guns at all.

But where this video truly shines is the attacks on the media. I will never grow tired of seeing Democrats tell journalismers that the money is on the nightstand as journalismers bend over and take it with no Vaseline.

Like, reporters, we can tell them to go f*ck themselves and they can't do anything, because they need us more than we need them. because everyone wants a f*cking story about John Fetterman. I only pick reporters who we know will paint the narrative the way we want.

Exhibit Q:

Borwegan singled out Kara Swisher as a journalismer who is extra obedient. Which is hilarious, because Swisher is the one who lashed out at NBC News last October for doing an actual journalism and admitting, "You know, I don't think this Fetterman guy understands things too good."

Call me crazy, but I think someone else is going to be holding Fetterman's special laptop for now on.

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