One of the big so-called civil rights battles in the US right now? Gays in search of wedding cakes vs Christian bakers who'd rather not participate. The Christian bakers don't want to enable two dudes to get hitched, because Jesus wouldn't be down with that. The gays want to force the Christians into compliance. Well, Joy Behar claims to speak for Jesus, and she says the big man would bake the cakes. Yes, really...

Well, I guess that settles it then...

Is Joy implying she has a special line with JC? Is he an old friend who pops in from time to time? Methinks she's talking a load of bollocks. Though it wouldn't be hard to believe she walked with Jesus, judging from the scores of wrinkles on her turkey neck.

I wouldn't expect any less from Joy, or any of the other old hags on The View. After all, these are the "ladies" who smear Clinton rape victims as tramps, make absurd Jew/Hitler similes, and want a guy in a dress to be the first "female" President. Frankly, I'd be more surprised if Joy said something that's not bat-s*!t crazy.

People, Christian or not, have a right to run their business any way they see fit. Not according to leftists. They seem to have no problem, though, when a Muslim bakery turns down a fancy lad wedding. Double standards, much?

I hate to break it to you lefties, but Christ was not pro-gay marriage. Or a Commie. There's an entire book full of thees and thys where the big man laid out all his policies. Bro-on-bro weddings ain't one of them. Doubtful you'll be seeing Jesus on a float in a pride parade any time soon.

Speaking of my main man, Jeezy...

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