If cable news journalismers don't pace themselves, one of them is gonna have an aneurysm live on air before Trump gets sworn in next month. Even after their party got their heinies whooped, the media STILL goes to Defcon 5 over every little thing Trump says. Trump being Trump, this encourages him to say more of those things. Exhibit Q of this involves Racist Joy Reid and Canada.

Trump threatened to impose massive tariffs on Canada if nothing is done about border issues and the trade deficit. The threat was enough for Prime Minister Justin "I Feel Pretty' Trudeau, Canada's walking pile of soy and hair goop, to travel to Mar-a-Lago for an audience with Trump. The unpopular Trudeau is facing his own electoral threat from the far superior Pierre Poilievre, so he's trying to convince people he's not as much of a Marxist twat as he bragged about being up until a week ago.

Trump and Trudeau dined. Justin said tariffs would cripple his country. Trump jokingly said that if Canada is that dependent on America, we should just make it the 51st state. Trudeau could even be governor!

The internet had fun with it, so, OF COURSE, Trump jumped in.

The humorless Joyless Reid did not find any of it funny. I'm sure you know the script by now. Derpity derpy fascist derp derp Putin.

These bars are my favorite.

This is how Trump operates on the world stage. He acts like he's everybody's boss.

Yes, correct. When so many other countries are dependent on America, that's exactly HOW the American president should operate on the world stage. It's the main reason WHY we elected Trump to be the American president.

That, and seeing people like Joyless in a constant state of meltdown over the silliest of things. Though, I wouldn't say that was a reason for voting for Trump. It's more of an added benefit.

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