Rule 69-420 indicates that if it's something Americans enjoy and have enjoiyed for generations, there is a liberal somewhere to try and ruin it. Today's example? Mall Santas. An anti-Trump leftist writer thinks the concept of letting your kid sit on Santa's lap is creepier than letting your kid share a bathroom with a man who claims he's a woman.

Supposedly, sharing the bathroom with a woman who claims she's a man as well. But women who claim to be men never seem to wanna use the men's room.

Progressive nitwit Joyce Carol Oates got triggered by an article she saw on the X-Twitters about the wholesomeness of mall Santas.

A normal person would see such a post and think, "Awwwww." They may even harken back to when their parents would take them to the mall to meet Santa Claus. Or possibly every year when they take their own kids to meet Santa. I did it over the weekend with my niece and nephew. The smiles on the faces were priceless and heartwarming. But again, I like to consider myself a normal person.

Oates sees the article and thinks about all those poor trans men who are shamed about using the girls' room. Such as those in the news recently who had a dance party in the toilets or that social media influencer Rep. AOC had a nutty over. For Oates, men using the girls' room is normal compared to other American traditions:

"Men in women's restrooms" is a near-obsession on Twitter these days but no one expresses the slightest concern about total strangers (male) disguised in lurid-red Santa Claus suits taking children on their laps in public malls & promising them gifts if they are "good."

I'll admit that there is a degree if blind faith you need that that Santa has been properly vetted. However, and mayhaps this is me being Mr. Old Fashioned, it is normal for a child to sit on "Santa's" lap while you or another trusted adult is present.

It is not normal for men to demand the use of girls' safe spaces or for leftist nincompoops like Joyce Carol Oates to be this obsessed with demanding men be allowed to use girls' safe spaces. But hey, there is always another election if progressives want to make this the cornerstone of what it means to be progressive.

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