Look it, constantly comparing Hillary to the devil is a bit lazy. Which is why we tend not to do it here. I prefer calling her Cankles. Or Cackling Cankles. Sometimes Madam Pantsuits. But I do understand why people compare Hillary to the devil. She's a horrendous human being, and it's terrible she's running for president. One reason? Her husband, Bill Clinton, allegedly raped women. And Hillary allegedly helped to cover it up. We had one of Bill's victims, Juanita Broaddrick on the show so she could tell her story...

Boom.

Hillary Clinton, "Champion" for women?

Remember, Hillary Clinton is out there with Lena Dunham, who has made rape her pet cause. Right behind donut-eating. Hillary is in a full swing to bury people like Juanita, so she can continue pretending to be a champion of women.

It's wrong. Hillary shouldn't be president. Not of the United States, not of a PTA. She shouldn't be president of anything. Except maybe for a new pantsuit company.

No, I'm not going to stop telling the pantsuit jokes. Not sorry.

Also this week, Steven and Not Gay Jared went undercover as socialists. There was dancing. Asexuality. Green hair. How was that for a sell? Watch this.

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