Happy Birthday, America! We here at the Louder with Crowder Dot Com website hope you're looking forward to a day of grilling meat, crushing beers, and blowing up your neighborhood. We also hope you're not related to this lady. She's demanding her family not celebrate the 4th of July because she is STILL that angry over Roe v. Wade being overturned. Instead of screaming at TikTok like a normal crazy person, she insists her family be miserable, too.

I have no idea where Libs of TikTok finds all these yahoos. There is a chance this is satire we're all falling for because it's hard to tell the difference with progressives these days. It could be a comment left on the Million Moms Aborting Children subreddit. Or this could be an "Am I The Asshole?" SPOILER: yes.

I will bet you a refrigerator full of White Claws this specimen lives in a state where abortion is not only still legal, it's legal up until just before the baby comes out. However, the woman might get her news from CNN or the Washington Post. In that case, I can understand if she is disinformed about what overturning Roe v. Wade actually did.

The best part is where the husband says "he'll think bout it." I'm guessing he already paid 17% more stocking up for the BBQ than he did last year.

Her oldest "understands" because they understand they're going to sneak out and go to a friend's house whose mother isn't a headcase. The dad and the youngest will probably go with them.

It will never not seem weird to me that MOTHERS can be this pro-abortion, reminding their kids that they could have aborted them at any point. And that the ability to abort them is what defines her as a woman.

To each their own. This lady can sit in her room reading Margret Atwood books while the husband sits in the garage sneaking beers and her kids go to the cool mom's house. We'll all be celebrating America.

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