Donald Trump needs to close his eyes and point to a name on the list he got from Heritage Foundation. Preferably after lunch. Because Justice Kennedy, the traditional swing vote on the Supreme Court, has announced his retirement.

Supreme Court Justice Anthony M. Kennedy announced Wednesday that he will retire at the end of next month, preparing the way for the most significant change in the court's makeup in half a century.

The vacancy will allow President Donald Trump to make the U.S. Supreme court a solidly conservative body for years, if not generations, to come — a towering legacy of his time in office.

Meanwhile in liberalism:

Seriously, let's just go straight to the meltdowns. There were so many to choose from, we did our best to pick juicy ones. Sorry if we didn't hit your favorites.

So simple. Like when you hammer your thumb.

I want the tweet above bottled into a fragrance.

I know, right? Elections have consequences. Bitch.

Probably not, but WE HOPE SO.

REVEL IN IT MY BABIES!

Keep the good times coming, Ian!

Points for crappy punctuation.

And my personal favorite:

Now if you'll excuse me, I think I've collected enough liberal tears in which to marinate a roast. Might be a little salty. But boy will it be delicious!

By all means, keep the comment section kickin' with your favorite leftist meltdowns. We can't keep up with the flood of leftist tears.

Today just got a lot more fun.

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