The Queen is dead. Long live the...oh, for the love of God, who let Justin "I Feel Pretty" Trudeau near a piano?

Canada's walking pile of soy and hair goop went to England to pay his respects to the Queen and the British commoners by doing a cheesy lounge version of Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody." It is unclear if there were one too many appletinis involved. But I'll leave that to you the readers to ponder amongst yourselves.

Covering Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody" is a lot like covering any Prince song. Don't. Not that a select few haven't pulled it off, Zac Brown Band and Panic! at the Disco come to mind. Dictator Trudeau is NOT one of those people. You get the sense that in Justin's brain, he felt he was paying homage to both Queens. While his entourage sat by and tried their best not to visibly cringe. Had they done so, Justin would have started crying and things would have REALLY gone viral.

You would think the Brits have been through enough what with the Queen dying and that whole "Prince Andrew is an alleged pedophile" thing. I.F.P. Trudeau's cheap lounge act is the worst thing to happen to England since we broke up with them. If Freddie Mercury were alive to see it, he'd say something to get himself de-platformed from Twitter,

The British Empire, or what's left of it, should consider itself lucky. When Trudeau does musical theater, he tends to do it in full blackface. Not that there would be a reason for a blackface performance of Queen, but since when does Trudeau need a reason?

As of this writing, I can not confirm King Charles is demanding the royal family be taken off Canadian money in retaliation for I.F.P. Trudeau's sloppy performance. We'll wait and see how the global community responds.

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