On any normal week, Stanford University announcing they were teaching a class on Taylor Swift lyrics -- the prestigious Stanford University -- would be the silliest T. Swift content we came across. Then Justin "I Feel Pretty" Trudeau came along fangirling on Twitter.

The pop star is embarked on a massive world tour. And in all sincerity, shout out Taylor Swift for it. She's gonna gross a billion dollars this year doing marathon 4+ hours concerts. She's this generation's Springsteen (I mean that in a good way). Canada's walking pile of soy and hair goop wants a taste of the revenue. I'd normally chalk this up to a social media intern. But you know he wrote this himself as he anxiously waited for his copy of Speak Now (Taylor's Version).

Look, I try to stay in a state of grace about things and I know we have bad blood with I.F.P. Trudeau. Frequent visitors to the Louder with Crowder Dot Com website know all too well that Trudeau is not the man. But dude, you need to calm down. And look what you made me do! I had to resort to Taylor Swift puns to make my point.

This is literally Justin Trudeau right now:

Trudeau could not look any more pathetic if he started using "band-aids don't fix bullet holes" as his slogan to strip Canadians of their right to self-defense. A point his fellow countrymen were quick to hammer him on.

Unless, this is all the beginning of an evil plan by Trudeau. He is also a fangirl of the World Economic Forum (WEF). Ticket prices are so silly for Taylor that you almost have to mortgage your house. Taylor comes to Canada. Trudeau has the Canadian government buy the homes so people can afford tickets. Then he can control citizens by turning them into a permanent renters class since the agenda for the WEF is for you to own nothing and like it.

Either that, or I.F.P. Trudeau has his "Eras Tour" outfit planned and he needs an excuse to wear it.

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