If Vice President Kamala Harris is known for one thing, it's that she likes to toss the salad. Toss the WORD salad, mind you. But if you talk to former San Francisco mayor Willie Brown, he might have some stories.

Harris latest derptastic public appearance was at the 2023 Essence Festival of Culture at the Caesars Superdome Friday. I guess the White House felt she would be "for the culture" more than Hunter Biden or Poot Buttgig.

The problem is when she was asked to define what "culture" meant to her.

Dude. Really?

It is remarkable how someone can be a heartbeat away from the presidency with a team of consultants to make her more likable, and yet THIS is the best they can come up with:

"Culture is a reflection of our moment and our time, right? And present culture is the way we express how we're feeling about the moment and we should always find times to express how we feel about the moment that is a reflection of joy ‘cause you know — it comes in the morning."

Wait... what happens in the morning?

In theory, the unpopular Harris is running for reelection as Joe Biden's running mate. It's hard to believe. The only time you hear from her is when she tosses the salad, or when Texas drops off a busload of more undocumented illegals on her doorstep. It's hard enough to believe Biden is running for reelection. But as Biden's 2024 opponent Ron DeSantis says, there may be a reason why they keep Kamala around.

Harris's appearance at EssenceFest was on the same day the White House announced they found a bag of cocaine by where the vice president parks her car. No one is implicating Kamala Harris. They were just oddly specific that, out of all the ways they can describe where they found the cocaine, they chose "where, for example, the vice president's vehicle is parked." I'm not saying the two are released. It would be reckless for me or any other right-wing blogger to speculate,

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