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Rain is wet. Sky is blue. Journalismers hate everything everyone who lives outside of a few cities stands for and is in the tank for Democrats. Three obvious things that are obvious. But the extent to which content creators who are employed by "news" outlets are willing to embarrass themselves over Kamala Harris -- a woman many of them wanted off the ticket as early as this year because SHE was the one dragging Biden down -- should be marveled at and studied.

It's also why performances like JD Vance's from Sunday are crucial.

The conversation goes like this:

KAMALA HQ: Hey, mind putting your name on this glorified press release we wrote for you?

MEDIA: Sure. We have no self-respect.

The result? These three headlines. The Atlantic compares the "joy" of the Harris-Walz campaign to food. Kamala and Walz are, apparently, the first politicians to ever grab a bite to eat on the campaign trail. No mention of how Kamala Democrats want to regulate how much meat we eat, or really anything that's delicious.

The lack of dignity and self-respect it takes to write these bars is baffling:

It’s an uncomplicated message, one that’s even more concrete than Barack Obama’s hope: Hope is the future, but joy is the present. It’s cold milk on a hot day; a perfectly cracked egg; a steaming casserole dish full of God knows what, enjoyed at a crowded table. In foregrounding food, Harris and Walz are making theirs the candidacy of terrestrial pleasure and straightforward abundance.

In Politico, they remixed an old John Fetterman post while the press was still praising him (before he started saying nice things about Israel). When a Democrat dresses like a slob, it's not dressing like a slob. It's chic. Marvel at Tim Walz's couture!

With his flannel-lined LL Bean barn coats, scuffed work boots and woodsy camo caps, Walz is one of the few male politicians who looks normal in the kind of unpretentious clothing many voters prefer to wear themselves. Some corners of the internet are already responding to Walz’s Car Talk chic. “He might run for vice president, or he might clean the garage. It’s the weekend; anything can happen,” read one viral tweet.

And the Associated Press wrote an article about why it's not necessary for Kamala Harris... to talk to the press.

The AP could have said nothing. Just ignored the fact that Kamala is ignoring the press like she IS the press ignoring Joe Biden's cognitive decline. The AP could have just shilled for her as NBC News, CNN, NYT, WaPo, et al. do. Nope! That wasn't embarrassing enough. They had to go as far as defending the Vice President of the United States refusing to take even softball questions from the media.

Then, in a month or so, when another poll lists journalism as the least trusted institution in America, no one will understand why.

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