"If you want to find out, where Hunter's running about... cocaine
It's by Kamala's car, this story's gettin' bizarre... cocaine
KJP lies, and she lies, and she lies... cocaine."
- Eric Clapton, "Cocaine (2023 Diversity Hire Remix)"

There is still no word on who belongs to the blow they found in the White House. I know that you know that I know who the main suspect should be. But Karine Jean-Pierre's main job is to ignore any questions about Hunter Biden. It is the sole aspect of her job that she doesn't suck at. We can't expect her to change now. However, if the goal is to convince America the nose candy did NOT belong to Joey's second favorite son, KJp should at least make an effort to fact-check her own lies.

When we left you, after ever-changing news reports of what the white powdery substance was and where it was found, it has been confirmed that someone left their cocaine in an uber-exclusive area of the Situation Room. How exclusive? They were oddly specific in pointing out it was where the vice president parks her car. This was Thursday.

On Friday, a reporter asked about the Biden member with known drug problems. KJP lashed out and said the Bidens weren't even there when the coke was found.

No, it is not "irresponsible" to ask the White House to rule out that it wasn't Hunter Biden's cocaine. Not when the internet is lousy with videos of Hunter using illegal drugs... that Hunter uploaded to the interwebs himself. Do we need to do the flashback sequence?

'My Dad's Running for President': Hunter Biden Loses Another Laptop with Video of Him Chatting Up a Hooker

Genius video shows Joe Biden demanding harsher penalties for crack while Hunter Biden smokes along

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What is irresponsible is for the White House to spread misinformation. Misinformation like, for example, and this is off the top of my head, that the Bidens weren't at the White House when the cocaine was found. Not when there's a press pool report that all the Bidens were at the White House. Yes, even Hunter Biden.

Let's see. In forty-eight hours the White House has been oddly specific about mentioning the blow was found in the same area where the vice president parks her car, the White House press secretary lashed out at a report for asking if they would rule out who the most likely suspect was, and if KJP didn't lie she at the very least spread invalid truths about where the Biden family was.

At this point, I'm starting to wonder if it's her coke.

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