Every time we have a news story out of California, I cannot help but wonder what conservatives are still doing there. I get that it's beautiful - it has mountains and beaches. But also, it's hell. They trans the kids, take the kids away from their parents, murder babies, support crime, plus have extreme weather events. I'm not sure how it could get much worse. But it probably can. And will.

The latest update on California's transformation into a desolate wasteland comes out of Glendale California's United School District. Assistant Superintendent Kelly King recently expressed how male coaches are uncomfortable with watching female students undress. Which seems perfectly normal and understandable to any human being.

But King's point is that these female students are actually boys, because they're trans, of course. And therefore they should be allowed in the boy's locker room. With adult male coaches.

Do you see the problem here?

"We have male coaches who are horrified at the thought of having a biological girl changing clothes in front of them. Yeah, the stigma attached to, you know, abuse, and you know, having a male teacher around any female student, in that circumstance is just scary for them."

I don't think it's actually a "stigma" attached to grown men watching young women change at school. I think it's just, y'know, the "law."

"It's one thing for me to keep saying "it's not a girl! It's not a girl! It's not a girl! You only have boys in the boys locker room!" Until they arrive... until they experience it and realize, "Oh, I only have boys in the locker room." Then that helps."

So essentially, she gaslights these poor dudes into believing that the female students they must watch change are actually boys. Because they say they're boys. My guess is these coaches probably believe it because they want to. Telling themselves they only have boys in their locker rooms might help them cope with an extremely uncomfortable situation.

So California parents, beware! And leave California, if you're able to. Preferably before the next surprise blizzard.

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Lily is a Zoomer college dropout who somehow landed a writing gig here at LwC.com. In her spare time, she enjoys going for runs, touching grass, and occasionally tweeting tweets for fellow tweeters.

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