Kellyanne Conway appeared on FoxNews to catch us all up on Stretchface Nancy, the Mueller Investigation, John Kelly, and what toy surprise President Trump found in his cereal box this morning. I kid, I kid. Trump would never reveal the toy surprise. In giving her interview, Kellyanne couldn't help but throw a jab at our favorite Congresswoman-elect, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.

"From this 29-year-old congresswoman who doesn't seem to know anything."

But don't tell that to Alexandria, she thinks she knows it all and takes any criticism as a racist, sexist attack. For more read Dear Ocasio-Cortez: It’s Not Because You’re a Woman of Color. It’s Because You’re an Idiot.

Kellyanne didn't need to speak Nina Pinta's name. We all know to whom she was referring by the age and the laundry list of topics on which Ocasio-Cortez hasn't the foggiest.

You may ask us why we spend so much time mocking Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. It's a fair question.

1. Because it's easy.
2. She's been elected to a position of power and we need to call her on her bull caca.
3. Because it's easy.
4. She perfectly represents socialism: a pretty package on the outside, dangerously stupid on the inside.
5. Because it's easy.
6. Whether they like it or not, Alexandria is making herself the new face of the Democrat party and socialists in general, so why shouldn't we accept her new role as Socialism's mascot?
7. Because it's easy.

Brown paper packages all tied up with string, mocking Cortez is one of our favorite things.

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