What's in the box? Surprise, it's another Kevin Spacey victim! Yes, another. This time it's a former Norwegian royal raising his manicured hand and saying #MeToo.

The King of Norway's former son-in-law has accused Kevin Spacey of groping him after a Nobel Peace Prize concert.

Ari Behn told radio station P4 that it happened after the actor had hosted the event in 2007.

Recalling the alleged incident, Behn said: "We had a great talk, he sat right beside me. After five minutes he said, 'hey, lets go out and have a cigarette.' Then he puts his hand under the table and grabs me by the balls."

Behn said he put Spacey off by telling him: "Er, maybe later."

He added: "My hair was dark at the time, I was 10 years younger and right up his alley."

Sounds about right (see Tearful Mother Recounts How Kevin Spacey Preyed on Her Teenage Son and Former Child Actor: 'I was 14. Kevin Spacey Yanked Down my Jeans...'). Young, non-consenting males are Kevin's cup of tea. Apparently he gobbles up such characters on a regular basis.

Clearly a phallic gesture, that banana.

Kevin grabbing a ballsack is as surprising as a terrorist's shitty beard. But it goes to show how dangerously unhinged people of Kevin's caliber can be. How entitled must Spacey be to have put his smarmy little mitts all over so many unwilling men? Then attempt to shield himself from their allegations via his newfound public gayness. Takes the kind of cajones Spacey likes to grab. Give little squeeze.

I wonder what new allegations 2018 will bring...

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