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Khabib Nurmagomedov is a UFC Hall of Famer and one of the best to ever do it. He retired undefeated in MMA. The only fighter to give him a challenge was Long Island's own Al Iaquinta. And even then, the challenge was that he survived for five full rounds. Khabib has entered another arena. The culture wars!

Patrick Bet-David told the fighter that we have a few hundred genders in America, and wondered how many genders they have in Khabib's native Russia.

"I grew up in very traditional place with a very traditional family. I am very happy with this. I’m from big mountains, and we have only two genders."

I have to fact-check our friend PBD. America doesn't have hundreds of different genders. We only have ninety-seven. San Francisco says so. My favorites are "Genderfuck," "Gender Outlaw," and then all the ones that look like someone smashed their hand on the keyboard.

Khabib says he sees only women and men, and there is no in-between. Then he shared a humorous story about trying to use a public bathroom in...you guessed it...California.

"I was in California, I was like in coffee shop. I really want to go bathroom, 'Can I go bathroom?' Okay, they told me 'cool,' and I'm kind of like, two [bathrooms], 'all gender' [and] 'all gender.' What is this? Where I have to go? "I stopped, like, I spent like five seconds there, like, where is women, where's men? I knocked [on] the door, 'Anybody inside?' Okay. I don't know, brother."

It is a damn shame Khabib isn't an active fighter. The ESPN outrage over this would amazeballs.

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