A sacred talking point on the left is "Illegal immigrants are just part of the American dream, they pay taxes and stuff just like you do, Skylar." While it's true, they pay taxes (because taxes are on everything), pesky math has revealed illegal immigrants are not the struggling little soldiers the DNC would have us believe. Sit down for this revelation: illegal immigrants cost a record 135 billion dollars. Yes, BILLION.

From The Washington Examiner:

The swelling population of illegal immigrants and their kids is costing American taxpayers $135 billion a year, the highest ever, driven by free medical care, education and a huge law enforcement bill, according to the the most authoritative report on the issue yet.

And despite claims from pro-illegal immigration advocates that the aliens pay significant off-setting taxes back to federal, state and local treasuries, the Federation for American Immigration Reform report tallied just $19 billion, making the final hit to taxpayers about $116 billion.

Look it, illustrations:

That's more digits than a slut pride feminist has questionable bacteria.

But wait, it's worse. Because here's a handy illustration of what those illegal immigrants are contributing.

When one takes out more than one puts it, it's called a "deficit." Also called "being a selfish dingbat who deserves a swift kick in the ass."

$116 billion is, dare I say it, rather significant. Put it this way: if you were paid $19 dollars to mow a lawn, but accrued $135 of damage to the property for snipping prize roses, would Johnny Von Greengrass hire you back? Survey says: no way, Jose. Expect both an angry letter and to be chased off the property by a madman with garden shears. Snip, snip.

Some leftists will try to spin this and say "Yeah, but, the American budget is like in the trillions, so who cares. The Statue of Liberty says a thing, and we should totally respect it. America is about CARING and FEEEEEELINGSSSSS!" Lemme jump ahead and say: actual tax payers care. Illegal immigrants shouldn't even be in America at all. For any reason. No matter how sappy the sob story. Call me an unfeeling, bottom-dwelling greed machine, see if I care. Illegal immigration is costing Americans far too much. It's more than just money, it's their lives.

• New Jersey: Illegal Immigrant Sexually Assaults 6-Yr-Old Girl
• This Illegal Immigrant Raped a 7-Year-Old Girl. Multiple Times
• ICE Arrests Over 100 Illegal Immigrants in NY. Including Rapists
• ENOUGH! Angry Parents Protest Maryland School Where Illegal Aliens Raped 14-Year Old Girl
• MS-13 Gang Members Busted for Gruesome Murders. Guess How Many are Legal Citizens

Hey, ho, hey, ho! Expensive illegals have got to go!

See, chanting's not hard.

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