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crimeMarch 09, 2023
'Here's $200': Enraged dad kicks door down after daughter is hit with a car... but he gets the wrong house
Providing this isn't an elaborate prank -- after all, it's on the internet -- you can understand the enraged father's actions. You can also understand why he's lucky to not be swiss cheese'd up right now.
Allegedly, someone hit his daughter with a car and took off. He went to confront the person while the police were on their way, as you can imagine a father wanting to do. Here's the rub. My man got the wrong house.
That guy is lucky he isn't dead. pic.twitter.com/yJAoK0fpAG
— OnlyBangers (@OnlyBangersEth) March 7, 2023
What happened prior to this video is where things get confusing and we should allow a 20% chance this is an elaborate hoax. The daughter who was hit by the car is allegedly outside because the mother yelled out at her to see if they were at the right place. Did the daughter know the person who hit her with his car? Because if it was a hit-and-run, she wouldn't know where to do go. And if they exchanged insurance information to where she was given a fake address... that doesn't rise to a dad breaking and entering into some dude's house.
But what makes this a 10/10 video is when my man takes out $200 to pay for damages. Then takes the money back when the homeowner tells them THEY'RE going to call the cops. You know, what with B&E being a felony and all that. Even accidental B&E.
The moral of the story is don't ever do this. And if you do, instead of attempting to reason with the guy whose house you broke into, accept the egg on your face and go back through the door you just kicked in.
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