From the cornfields of Romeo, Michigan, the early morning stoned pimp of the nation, the Detroit City cowboy, and the American badass... Kid Rock was in a foul mood. And he took it out on a few twelve-packs of unsuspecting Bud Light. Wearing a MAGA hat, he said he wanted to be as "clear and concise as possible."

Then he got all shooty.

The rub is that Kid Rock was NOT clear and concise. It's confusing why he would waste beer like that. Other than Rock seems like more of a Coors Banquet guy. When you can drink a fifth of Jim Beam and still stand still, a case of Bud Light wouldn't affect you at all.

On a completely unrelated note...

Anheuser-Busch has confirmed that TikTok ingénue Dylan Mulvaney is a new brand ambassador. There was confusion at first because it was April Fool's Day when Dylan released a video where Dylan got us a bunch of Bud Light's to enjoy March Madness. Only, since Dylan is a "girl," she's too girly to know what college basketball is. Dylan is only into real girl things like fashion and adultery and having a period. Bud Light, or someone employed at Bud Light, believed this to be good PR.

Critics accused the beer company of going "woke" by so grossly misunderstanding their audience. Not to mention, insulting their current female customers with such a vapid stereotype of how a white male thinks women "act." That's why many believe it was an April Fool's prank.

The beer company has since confirmed, "Nope." This is who they are now.

Anheuser-Busch works with hundreds of influencers across our brands as one of many ways to authentically connect with audiences across various demographics and passion points. From time to time, we produce unique commemorative cans for fans and for brand influencers, like Dylan Mulvaney. This commemorative can was a gift to celebrate a personal milestone and is not for sale to the general public.

Kid Rock is preparing to embark on his "No Snowflakes" tour this summer. Dylan is up to day 380ish of being a girl. Bud Light is wondering how they get out of this one.

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