In March, after Bud Light signed a titface performer pretending to be a girl to be their Final Four spokesperson, instead of any of thousands of real girls who are actual college football fans, Normie-Americans started boycotting. Customers decided if they were going to drink cheap beer from a global corporation that hates them, they were at least not going to drink one from a company that said so out loud. And the first to speak out was Kid Rock.

Kid Rock shot up a few twelve-packs in a popular viral video. Five months later, the entire Anheiser-Buch brand is permanently damaged.

So dude, what the f*ck?

Fairplay to any Lefties having fun with this. It's self-inflicted. The early morning stoned pimp of the nation, the Detroit City cowboy, and the American badass brought this on himself.

We here at the Louder with Crowder Dot Com website aren't mad as much as we are disappointed. If you needed a beer that badly and saw no lines at the Bud kiosk, it would be understandable to buy one and deal with your boys razzing you for drinking TRANSmission fluid. Never let he be said we aren't reasonable people.

But you're Kid Motherf*cking Rock. You don't wait in lines. You can get any beer that you want AND have it handed to you by a girl with her t*tties out. Also, and this is key, you're stinkin' rich and can afford good beer that isn't glorified reconstituted bum piss.

And the virtue signaling while shooting up Bud Light cans? You might as well be Leonard DiCaprio racing his private jet against Al Gore racing his private jet to a conference to lecture the world about climate change.

Shame, Kid Rock. Shame.

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