When Donald Trump shattered a glass ceiling, becoming the first presidential candidate to defeat two women in two different elections, we all had our expectations. Lots of winning, which we're getting. Lots of hurt butts by the left and the media (but I repeat myself), of which there is an abundance. But I don't think any of us expected a MAGA love story between Kid Rock and Congresswoman Lauren Boebert. There is a healthy amount of "WHOA, if true" to consider. But we here at the Louder with Crowder Dot Com website are excited for them, and it turns out Mama Boebert is excited for them as well.

The fairy tale allegedly begins in the wee hours after Trump's inauguration. The congresswoman and the early morning stoned pimp of the nation were spotted getting along over drinks and patriotism at one of the Inaugural Balls before getting into a cab at 2:30 in the morning. This is a judgment-free zone. We've all found ourselves in a similar predicament before. We've all been to CPAC.

As of this writing, neither of them has gone public with what could possibly be a budding romance. However, an intrepid reporter from TMZ caught up with the congresswoman on her way to vote for Donald Trump's big, beautiful budget. She didn't confirm the romance, though she did confirm a special someone was pulling for them.

We had a great time at the Turning Point gala. I had a lot of good friends there.

Here’s the deal, y’all with all of your stories, mom won’t stop asking for concert tickets, so that’s the problem I’m facing now.”

Mom approves, so to paraphrase one of the greatest poets of the twentieth century, "Whoa, Kid Rock is halfway there." Now, he just needs the approval of the most important man in the congresswoman's life: Donald Trump.

The president is holding his first cabinet meeting today. There will be cameras. Trump will answer any question. Media, you know what to do.

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