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CultureAugust 17, 2022
Kids USA Mullet Championship is dominating the internet as it should and proves American exceptionalism
I had thought this was a meme shared because the cats at Old Row found someone with a sweet mullet. But no, the Kids USA Mullet Championship is real, it's spectacular, and if you needed further proof of American exceptionalism, here it is. I'd say "AMERICA, [EXPLETIVE] YEAH," but I'm trying to watch my language.
This is the most important sporting event going on rn pic.twitter.com/3YSNtoNijt
— Old Row Sports (@OldRowSports) August 16, 2022
It was $10 to enter, and all donations go to the Michigan Wig Foundation for kids. So, the young legends are business in the front and party in the back for a good cause. And if they win the best mullet, they get $2500.
The internet is obsessed.
Today I have learned that a “Mullet Championship” exists and I believe from deep within my heart that this glorious event will be what unites humankind once and for all
— Joe Healey (@JoeHealey42) August 16, 2022
dream job: sidelines for the USA Mullet Championship … where do I apply? https://t.co/F6womW113K
— Michelle Smallmon (@msmallmon) August 17, 2022
It's impossible to pick a clear-cut winner at the 2022 USA Kids Mullet Championship. I have at least 15 kids who could win it all: https://t.co/F7q6NfxOnD
— Joe Kinsey (@JoeKinseyexp) August 17, 2022
obsessed with the kids who made the finals of the USA Mullet Championships and their absolutely fucked up names pic.twitter.com/UQb936vXas
— michelle hanley (@piscesgurl69) August 16, 2022
Eric, aka "Mullet Boy," has been getting the bulk of the media attention. He says he'll be blowing the $2500 on a go-cart.
The Wisconsin Boy™️ who might win the Mullet Championship said he's going to buy a go cart with the prize money so he can start his racing career.
Dude is ready.
Hell yeah! pic.twitter.com/95dOuiO1P2
— Gusty Winds (@luckyitslizz) August 17, 2022
Twitter is going wild for Epic. His mullet is just that.
My son is a finalist in the #mulletchampionship, y’all! So proud of the little bastard. pic.twitter.com/74V5SggZSp
— AlabamaCaviar (@AlabamaCaviar69) August 17, 2022
But my endorsement goes to Lincoln. Little dude shotgunned a Yoo-Hoo and put himself through a table. I expect Bills Mafia to do what they do and make sure Lincoln gets ALL the votes. He's fourth down on the page.
Lincoln’s reaction to finding out he’s going to the @BuffaloBills game this weekend! Don’t forget to vote for Lincoln in the finals for the USA Mullet Championship at https://t.co/U0lRhDt0CU! All money will be donated to the victims of the Tops shooting. ❤️🦬 @BillsMafiaBabes pic.twitter.com/MFNJPglKge
— Emmalee Plotner (@PlotnerEmmalee) August 16, 2022
There is a reason why so many people look to America as a beacon of freedom. I'm not sure if the Kids Mullet Championship is one of them, and yet, it still makes me love my country a little bit more than I did before I knew this existed. God bless America. God bless the mullet.
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