Whenever lefties lose, they start throwing out all sorts of excuses. As opposed to just taking their loss like a champ and upping their game. A prime example of such a thing is Kirsten Gillibrand claiming the Russians hacked our elections and Republicans are keeping black folks from voting.

For reals:

Guarantee vote by mail in all states, making sure we have the resources in every state to have a paper receipt. So the next time the Russians try to hack our election and try to undermine our democracy, we can fight back with real paper receipts and paper ballots.

I have a very comprehensive approach about how to restore our voting rights. Because the truth is we have Republican legislatures across this country who are trying to deny black people the right to vote.

Wait, we're preventing melanated individuals from using the ballot box?

It's funny how there's always some excuse from lefties when they lose. It isn't "Donald Trump won because he had better policy proposals than his opponents." Nope, it's "Trump won because he's a racist, sexist, transphobic meanypants who wants to enslave us all. Also, he cheated."

Even funnier is how, historically, voter suppression is a Democrat thing. Any Republican rules on voting are to prevent voter fraud. Which, despite lefties' incessant screeching, is a very real problem.

The fact is lefties are a bunch of sore loser infants. Rather than entertain their delusional claims about why they lost, we're better off making them a bottle. Stuffing a binky in their piehole. Putting them down for a nap. If they wanna squeal and whine like children, I'm more than willing to treat them as such.

While we're talking lefty excuses for election losses:

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