Konstantin Kisin is a satirist, podcaster, and self-described "Centrist Chad." Which, as an aside, I'm still shocked we're going with "Chad" as someone who is based and awesome. Chad was my pick to be the male version of a Karen. But everyone seems to disagree so I'll go with the hivemind on this one.

Kisin was debating at the Oxford Union. Resolved: Has Woke Culture Gone Too Far? Kisin says "Yes. Yes, it has." What follows is the most compelling, anti-woke argument I've ever heard. And much like the based mohawk bro with pronouns, proof that everything sounds that much more intelligent with a British accent.

This is a ten-minute investment of your time, but well worth it. Go make a cup of coffee. We'll wait here.

Some choice cuts from a man tired of talking about woke culture, yet who does so eloquently:

Free speech is not some right-wing reframing of whatever, it’s the foundation of Western civilization upon which this civilization is built and the alignment values that led to it.

The only way to deal with the problem of racism is to treat people on the content of their character and NOTHING else. And the fact that woke culture seeks to overturn that is a new form of racism that we must all oppose.

This is the Don Henley moment that gets down to the heart of the matter:

And the only thing that wokeness has to offer in exchange is to brainwash bright, young minds like you to believe that you are victims. To believe that you have no agency. To believe that what you must do to improve the world is to complain, is to protest. Is to throw soup on paintings.

Also, glue your head to paintings, glue yourself to the street, and pour milk on the floor. To permaoffended work tw*ts, those are other techniques used to show us all how super serious they are about serious issues. It is no small miracle similar American lefties haven't started doing the same yet. Keyword: yet.

Of course, should you ACKSHUALLY force your leftist friends to listen, they will accuse you committing literal ear violence against them literally. Best to be more subtle. Tell them Kisin was born a woman and really let's the cis have it and the end.

Or trick them that it's a live performance of Something Corporate's "Konstantin." That too is ten minutes long.

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