"I'm hoping that [Texas] is going to go blue. I don't know that this is about what you believe... sometimes we have to put aside what we believe." - Lady Gaga, 2022

"I guess Greg Abbott was right." - NBC's Chuck Todd, 2023

"Where the f*ck did all these illegals come from?" - Lady Gaga's posh, NYC dad

Progressives who dominate blue states and brag about being "sanctuary cities" -- remember, no human being is illegal -- have been boasting how intolerant border states like Texas not welcoming illegal immigrants for decades. After two years of a border crisis that Joe Biden created and has no interest in doing something about, Texas Governor Gregg Abbott said, "Fine, you love illegal migrant seeker asylums so much... they are yours."

He started bussing them from the small towns along the border to New York City, where we were to believe they'd be welcome. Suddenly, NYC elitists have a problem with being overrun by migrants. One leading the charge is Gaga's dada, Joe Germanotta.

Take a look at NYC right now:

Germanotta, who is compiling a list of local residents’ concerns from his ritzy Upper West Side neighborhood, is mortified according to the New York Post.

"If it was like this when my girls were growing up, I wouldn’t be living in New York," laments the restaurateur about the constant stream of hookers and other bad behavior. "The worst part’s at night. The noise. It starts at about 10 o’clock, and it’ll go until 4 in the morning. Playing music and racing their motocross and motorbikes up and down the streets."

Germanotta insists he, quote, "doesn't mind them there" but that it needs to be managed better. “They’re guests in our neighborhood, and they have basically taken over.”

New York City residents, who lecture the rest of America to deal with it, do not like dealing with it.

Where I find this story hilarious is JUST LAST YEAR Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta, aka Lady Gaga aka Joe's daughter, was outspoken about Democrats taking control of Texas politics. The same Democrats who support the Biden border crisis that has since delivered illegal migrant undocumented seekers to the front door of her dad's posh restaurant.

We have ourselves a tag team title match. In the blue corner, the team of Consequences and F*cking Around. In the red corner, Your Actions and Finding Out. Ding, ding.

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