Welcome to Thursday. Just one day closer to Fri-yay. To celebrate, producers dropped a new Last Man Standing trailer. Really, it's just a commercial. But we call everything a trailer these days. Because it's 2018 and words mean nothing.

#FirstWorldProblem pet peeves aside, I am looking forward to the return of the show. Tim Allen seems itching to have Mike Baxter own a few libs (see Tim Allen Finally Breaks His Silence on Roseanne and Tim Allen on “Last Man Standing” Return: I Identify as an Asian Woman…). Here's the first look of him doing so.

“Why would they cancel a popular show that everybody loves?”

“Maybe they’re a bunch of idiots!”

Wait... Kyle cut his hair?

Not sure what "show" they were talking about. But much like the usual breaking the 4th wall-ish jokes within jokes, it's clear the idiots are the people who canceled Last Man Standing at ABC. Now the show is on satan's network. Fox.

“Am I wrong, or is it, like, way better on this network?”

I think I like it better already.

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