Stop the presses! Assorted leftist pansies are planning to raise a middle finger to Trump. They'll be using their favorite method of #resistance: showing up and yelling at people they don't know. This time their target is the upcoming military parade currently being planned by the Pentagon. Because they don't like the military and Trump is a big meanie, or something.

Trump will rue the day he ever showed support for the armed forces.

These Cheeto-dusted fairies really think they're on par with the Tiananmen Square Tank Man. Let that sink in for a second.

It's not all bad though. Lying down in front of moving tanks isn't the worst idea whiny anti-Trumpers have ever had. I say we all sit back, enjoy the entertainment, and let natural selection sort them out.

The worst part of this desperate cry for attention is the innocent bystanders being caught in the middle. In the left's pathetic obsession with hating all things Trumpery, they're meddling in the lives of other people too (see Anti-Trump Protesters BLOCK Ambulance, Force Emergency Procedure... and #NotMyPresident: Tolerant Anti-Trump Protester Says 'People Have to Die!').

In this case, the real victims will be those unfortunate people who simply want to enjoy a military parade. They'll soon feel the wrath of the resistance upon their backs. Progress shall crush all those who oppose it in tank-like fashion.

Most of these basement-dwelling dweebs are taking a break from surfing mom's couch to protest "fascism." But in an ironic twist, they're the ones displaying fascist tendencies. Any time an event takes place that they don't like, a person speaks who they don't approve of, or an idea is voiced which they don't agree with, it's all out war.

Heed this warning, military! Your marching will soon be met with the likes of sweaty armpitted, pudgy activists.

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