Kanye West met with President-Elect Trump earlier today. Which isn't all that interesting. Unless, of course, you're a leftist with nothing better to do other than gripe about it. Apparently the left isn't all too happy with the meeting. Kanye didn't steal the mic from Trump and say "Beyonce would've made a better president." Okay, I stole that joke. Saw someone tweet it and had to use. Sorry, I can't remember who said it. Back the point, I promise.

"Tolerant" progressives don't like the media pushing tabloid stories about A-list stars cozying up to politicians. At least they don't now. Apparently they've been in a coma for the past eight years, ignoring all the times President Obama cozied up with all his Hollywood buddies, or slow jammed the news on late night talk shows (even when there was a Syrian Civil War!). Better left for celebrities (just saying). But now there's a new president with an (R) following his name?

WHY ARE WE FOLLOWING THIS WHEN THERE'S GENOCIDE IN SYRIA, OMG!!!

To be clear, that's my impression of the left. I don't advocate typing in all caps. Okay? Okay.

Now that we have a Republican about to head into the Oval, left-wingers think we should ditch Kanye and worry about the crisis in Syria.

And this one just for the LULZ...

Thanks El Foosay. I enjoyed that one.

Now back to slow jamming the news. All of the above would be fair points... if leftists weren't hypocrite fart wizards delighted by their own methane-producing anuses.

Not to be a glass ceiling ball buster or anything, but the Syrian Civil War has been going on since 2011. With nearly 500,000 killed. Pop quiz: who has been president in that timespan? From the very start of the civil war even. Hint: mom-jeans wearing douchebag with dumbo ears.

Since 2011, Obama has met with such dignitaries as Beyonce, Justin Timberlake, and even Will Ferrell. Yes, Ron Burgundy himself. I'm sure the two had a very productive meeting about foreign policy. Even more interesting is the fact that Barry met with...wait for it... Kanye West in 2014. No leftist outrage over that meeting.

Apparently all it takes to make leftists care about important world wide issues is for a beloved celebrity to meet with a Republican. Not that we would call Kanye beloved. If this is true, we can solve all the world's problems in no time at all. Forget about pesky facts and evidence. Wiping out ISIS is as simple as sending Taylor Swift to Trump Tower for a photo-op. Who would've known.

The left had five years to worry about the Syrian Civil War. Five years. In those five years, what has Obama done? Not a whole heck of a lot. In fact he's even called ISIS the "JV team." Read also Obama Right Before Paris Attack: 'ISIS is Contained.' No Seriously. He Said That. Barry has been more worried about improving his short game. Also calling people racists. Let us also not forget how Obama told everyone the biggest threat to the United States? Global climate cooling hot flashes of the changes. Okay, not his exact words. Trivia: the "migrant crisis" which spawned the "refugees who turned out to be a bunch of violent rapists welcome" hashtag (I appended a bit), resulted from the Syrian Civil War. Pop quiz: how many leftists called on Obama to do something about Syria then? No, taking in refugees doesn't count. I mean actually addressing the genocide and war in Syria. Any takers?

Right. You leftist wing nuts are as useful as a vegan cookie shoved into a VCR. Just sit on your couches and hit "play." Retards.

Leftists, the rest of us can see through your false concerns about Syria. If you were totes sending out your heart felt love bunnies about the genocide in Syria, maybe you should've started the cuddle fest when your favorite Preezy was spinning records with Kanye. Not when Donald Trump hosted Kanye at his building.

Trump meeting with a rapper is hardly news. That much is true. But you leftists trying to claim some kind of moral high ground? That's a real knee-slapper.

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