Is there a checkbox on Lena Dunham’s job application form for “Must like rape”? Maybe it’s under the checkbox for “Who would you rather fondle, your brother or sister?” Both, always check both. Or in Murray Miller’s case, one of the writers on Girls, check “other.” Looks like Girls has a rape culture problem, as Murray was accused of sexual assault. Against a 17-year-old actress.

“Mr. Miller categorically and vehemently denies Ms. Perrineau’s outrageous claims,” reads the statement. “After being contacted several weeks ago by lawyers who—on Ms. Perrineau’s behalf—sought substantial monetary damages from him, Mr. Miller’s legal team gathered overwhelming evidence directly contradicting these false and offensive claims. Only after her demands for money were rebuffed did Ms. Perrineau go to the police. Mr. Miller looks forward to sharing all evidence and information with any and all authorities seeking the truth in this matter.”

According to my copy of “Feminism for Conservative Cucks” all accusers deserve to be believed. Had Miller been, say, a MAGA-hat wearing plumber on his way to clean Dunham’s pipes, he’d have been hanged by his gonads. At least he would’ve been spared the misery of having to touch anything of Dunham’s. The CDC uses Dunham’s bathroom as a petri dish for biological warfare. Didn't you know?

But since Murray and Dunham are two condoms in a box, Dunham is standing by her man.

They're standing by Murray. This is, according to the press release, one of those cases of false rape. Got it?

Now, this is the same Lena Dunham, from April of this year:

The 17-year-old actress must tell the truth about her lunch then, right?

The sisterhood isn't amused.

This isn't the "cat fight" .gif I was looking for, but d'awwwww

Women do falsely accuse of rape. We know that, we've covered it on site: JUSTICE! Soldier Sues False Rape Accuser for Millions. And Wins!

The problem here is the leftist hypocrisy of "believe all rape accusers... except when they accuse us of rape."

We weren't the only ones to have noticed:

And my personal favorite...

Ok, heart of the matter time. Maybe Murray Miller didn't do it. Because there are so many accusations without merit. We assume everyone in Hollywood is a sleazebucket. So it's easy to slip into a witch hunt. We should tread lightly. Okay? Okay.

Here's the rub: had the accused not been a famous writer, but a college student with the exact same alibi, Dunham would be lighting the blowtorches. Handing out pitchforks. Writing chants. Eating children.

Lena Dunham helped pioneer the culture where all men are guilty until proven innocent. If you believe in things like "due process" or "waiting for facts to come in" you're just a sexist. To be banished from society, like some kind of half-ape, deformed troll. Dunham's career hails from this pre-historic mentality. Her manners, too.

If Miller is innocent, I hope justice is found. Lena Dunham, on the other hand, can kiss my ass.

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