If you'd told me 3 years ago I'd one day use "thug life" and "Lindsey Graham" in the same sentence, I'd tell you to pass the hookah, that's some good stuff you're smoking. Sharing is caring. But here we are. Lindsey Graham has spent all his craps. The Brett Kavanaugh lynching has unleashed a little spitfire I wish I'd seen the last presidential election cycle. So in a surprise celebration of all things bitchin, here are the top five Thug Life moments from Lindsey Graham. Still can't believe I typed those words.

ONE: Lindsey Goes Full "THIS IS SPARTA!" on the Democrats in the Senate

If my soul weren't blacker than a starless night, I would've cried here. Couldn't believe the brilliance of this moment, from a heretofore mostly milquetoast little man.

TWO: "Yeah, well BOO YOURSELF!"'

This is a man who cares no more about your feelings. Where has he been his whole life?!

THREE: Lindsey references Monty Python.

If you're not sure where the "We should dunk him in water and see if he floats" comes from, I got you. Click here for the scene.

FOUR: Bill Clinton era throwback to James Carville and the left couldn't even.

Yahoo! News took guff for completely missing the reference. Stop screwing up like this Millennials, I'm trying to hard to defend you, then you go and FUBAR a classic historical reference. Shame.

FIVE: When Lindsey had no more shits to give.

I didn't think Lindsey had it in him to use "shit" on television. But well played, Honey Graham Badger. We see you, boo. And this happened THREE MONTHS AGO. We should've seen this Lindsey Graham coming.

Did we miss your favorite? Are you as surprised as we are to see Lindsey Graham bringing the fire? Let us know in the comments.

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