There are days you f*ck around, and there are days you find out. This day was the latter for a hapless armed robber. He thought knocking over a liquor store while someone's Paw Paw was on duty would be an easy heist. Instead, Paw Paw had a firearm of his own. Also, Paw Paw was not the one running out of the store screaming, "He shot my arm off," like a little biyatch.

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Our story takes place in California, which was the thug's first mistake. Had he just loaded up on booze and walked out of the store, he'd still have his arm AND would have a lot of booze he didn't pay for. Instead, he got greedy and went for the money. Unlike shoplifting, robbing cash registers is still illegal in California. For now.

Fox 11 reports that Paw Paw was the owner of Norco Market & Liquor. He saw the incident unfolding from security cameras where Goony McThug rolled up with his friends. So, Paw Paw grabbed his shotgun and was ready. Unfortunately, Paw Paw suffered a heart attack after the incident BUT is recovering and was expected to be released from the hospital on Monday.

His customers are singing his praises. One says, "The criminals are in control of everything right now, and the fact that he showed them what for, I think, is amazing."

Another customer adds, "More businesses should be armed like that and defend their business like that."

While Paw Paw is set to be released from the hospital, Goony McThug is still hospitalized in critical but stable condition. Goony will be joining his three accomplices in jail as soon as he is discharged.

The moral of the story is don't mess with old people. They don;t give AF.

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