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The worst part of 2022 was finding out that the Liver King took steroids. The Instagram influencer -- who got famous for eating raw liver & testicles and not wiping his ass -- had apparently been using $12,000 worth of steroids a month according to a leaked email. We were all in shock. The Liver King was taking PEDs?! THAT Liver King?

To discover that when Liver talked about the nine ancestral tenants, he left out the tenth one about knowing a guy who got the hookup... I don't know about you, but I didn't know what to believe in anymore.

Everything was going to be okay, though. Liver admitted his mistake and was going to make it up to us. Everyone on the internet was excited to hear he was going natty. Make Liver King Again, amirite?

And he went natty! That's the good news. The bad news is it didn't take. But at least he is being transparent about it this time.

He got off the juice. Discovered he lost size and strength. So we went back on the juice. I guess to be fair to Liver, he's doing a lot less than the $12000 a month he was doing last time:

• “IGF-1 LR – been taking this for a year”
• “CJC w/ Imap – been taking this for a year”
• “Ibutamoren – been taking this for 2 months”
• “Omnitrope – been taking this for 6 weeks”
• “Test cyp 0.6cc per week – cruise dose”
• “Decca cyp 0.6cc per week – been taking this for 3 weeks”
• “Winstrol 50mg / day (just started this) – been taking this for 3 weeks”

What's important is that he proved to himself and his family that he could go natty if he wanted to. And, again, he's being transparent that he isn't as natural as his Instagram persona makes him out to be.

The transparency is what is key here. If fans want to live his kinda natural-ish lifestyle, they can still eat the raw liver. They may just also need to rub a cream on their ballsack.

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