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Body PositivityMay 28, 2024
Watch: Lizzo Is Left SPEECHLESS After Watching New South Park Episode About Her Morbid Obesity
For someone who pretends not to give any thought to what people think, Lizzo seems to really care about pretending not to care about the new South Park episode that is making fun of her supposedly not caring.
Over the weekend, South Park released an episode that was a parody of a weight loss drug called Lizzo. And unlike Ozempic, it doesn't actually make you lose weight. Instead, it makes you not give a crap if you are fat. So rather than become fit, one could care less if they are morbidly obese, just like Lizzo.
Lizzo reacts to South Park roasting her: pic.twitter.com/0VH7rkjLTD
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The show aired a television special on Paramount+ Friday titled "The End of Obesity" which referenced the singer as an alternative to the weight-loss drug Ozempic, harnessing the power of "not giving a f--k."
"FDA-approved Lizzo makes you feel good about your weight, and it costs 90% less than Ozempic," a voiceover said. "In case studies, 70% of patients on Lizzo no longer cared how much they weighed. Lizzo helps you eat everything you want and keep physical activity to a minimum."
"I’ve lowered my standards and my expectations," one character explained. "I don’t give two s--ts!"
The commercial added, "Some patients report constipation while listening to Lizzo … Serious side effects may include pancreatitis, hypothermia and literally s--t out your ears."
Of course, only Lizzo could watch that episode and think it’s a compliment. But it’s not. There is nothing positive about intentionally making yourself sick but she has once again missed the point.
After the clip, she remarked, "That’s crazy. I just feel like, damn, I’m really that b-tch. I’m really that b-tch. I really showed the world how to love yourself and not give a f--- to the point where these men in Colorado know who the f--- I am and put it on their cartoon that’s been around for 25 years."
For someone to claim to have “quit the haters” not even two months ago, she seems to be acknowledging the haters.
The fact is that she is objectively unhealthy. So much so that she is basically telling the world she could care less if she dies young. That’s bad enough. But the worst part is that the powers that be give her a huge platform to advocate to young kids that it’s okay to be fat. But it’s not okay and that’s one of the last things we should condone.
Every post about Lizzo is literally Lizzo claiming not to care about why people are talking about her. But if she really didn't care, why wouldn't she just ignore it? That's because just like how she pretends to like being fat, she's also lying about that, too.
If Lizzo truly loved herself then she would lose weight because only someone who hates themselves would live like that and do everything in their power to have others join in on that misery. She can lie to herself all she wants, but no one in the world would choose to be her size over being fit.
Lizzo claims to be "that b-tch." But she's "really that [fat] b-tch" and the body positive movement is nothing more than a deranged lie.
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